Nothing says “I love you” like An Unhealthy Obsession.

This free digital set contains every Valentine’s card design in one place. No waiting. No postage. Just instant access to a collection of cheerful confessions, bad boundaries, and the quiet certainty that thinking about someone this much is probably fine.

Print one. Print all of them. Print the same one again because the first didn’t quite say enough. These cards are for the person you think about too much, check on too often, and have absolutely already rehearsed explanations for.

Perfect for last-minute planners, long-term fixators, and anyone who prefers their affection downloadable, repeatable, and hard to deny.

Not the craftiest of killers? You can purchase physical prints of the cards in various sizes (complete with envelope) here.