"An Unhealthy Obsession" greeting card
Nothing says you're dear to me like An Unhealthy Obsession
This greeting card does not pretend to be normal. It knows exactly what it is. A cheerful confession wrapped around poor impulse control, long eye contact, and the comforting lie that this is all totally fine.
Perfect for the person you think about too much, check on too often, and would absolutely help hide a body for. Or from.
More details
- Includes mp3/flac of 'An Unhealthy Obsession Friday 13th Edition'
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra & Gloom Darkheart
- Email: contact@support.merch.blake.so
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
